Prodigy Goodie Box

Presenting the Prodigy Goodie Box, because “adulting” is just a euphemism for organized chaos. Scribble grand plans in our journal while fueled by questionable amounts of liquid motivation from our mug! Commandeer your to-do list with a pen that might have stolen government secrets! Wear your priorities on your chest with the t-shirt that screams “I’m in charge” (even when you’re not). Slap those stickers like you mean it, and let the coaster soak up the tears of your vanquished enemies!

(sense of accomplishment and having-your-act-together sold separately)